How ridiculously good are caramel apples?
How ridiculously awkward is it to try to eat a caramel apple?
You guys know what I’m talkin’ ’bout.
To compare this dip to a caramel apple is unfair because it is like 100,00 x better than any caramel apple that I’ve ever tried.
Plus you can eat it on a date and not look like an idiot.
Am I the only one that didn’t think through what I was ordering whenever I was on a date?
One time, I ordered ribs on a date. Let’s just say they were a little tough, and I was trying to be ladylike and cut them with my knife and fork instead of doing what I wanted to do and dive in with both hands. They may or may not have ended up in my lap.
Yeeeeaaauuuhhh…. we laughed and laughed about it.
And then he never asked me out again.
- 1 - 8 oz. cream cheese
- ½ cup brown sugar
- ½ cup caramel topping
- dash vanilla
- Mix together until smooth. Serve with green apples.
Now he has to eat normal caramel apples.
That was SO yesterday.